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felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

lesbx:

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This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

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how could they possibly have predicted this

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I literally can’t stop watching these

macrodatas:

mentally ill lgbt fat hairy man call that a bi polar bear. does anyone know where the nearest hospital is

bill-blake-fans-anonymous:

is that a book of poetry in your pocket or is your penis just poignant and insightful and beautiful

bugjest:

“no trespassing” “restricted area” “private property” bro im literally curious by nature